okay so I sent an email to Club Penguin asking them to do more things because I’m stupid and still play Club Penguin unironically
and they actually… are, , doing it??
When I was like ten-ish I used to flirt with all the penguin guys. I found out that simultaneously pressing “e” and “t” on the keyboard gave way to this cute little music note, so I used it in a ton of conversations. The thing is, when I was around ten years old, I used to keep my computer muted.
One of the first things I did when I came back to Club Penguin was test it out to see if it still worked, because it had been my favorite emoticon long ago and gave off general childhood vibes. My volume was amped way up, and out of nowhere a wheezing fart sound came out of Club Penguin. I made my penguin fart. a l l those years and I never understand why people tended to leave me alone afterwards .
suck it, ten year old me
I was revisiting a wiki of fake puffles (this was written quite a while ago — before a lot of colors were officially released) and I just realized how uncannily accurate these have been.
I got a membership five minutes ago and litERALLY THREE different guy penguins have been following me around.
gosh darn it, I have been a citizen of Club Penguin for 1393 days and I have never been actually approached before, let alone three times in five minutes
wow ?? ? ??
(money makes you really cool)
what if there were ultimate forms for puffles
obtainable through some obscure mission where you just kind of walk your puffle alongside you the whole time and accomplish tasks with it and climb a really tall mountain and absurd stuff as such
and then at the end your little puffle pal has suddenly hiked it up a level ?